Statement by Jet-Pack Danko
Donna and Caroline keep stealing my lunch money.
I begged Andrea to help, so she wrote them a letter.
They made me eat it.
There are billions of dollars missing, and I won't rest until I discover the whereabouts....or everyone realizes I am a dingbat, whichever comes first.
Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit.
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